From Vin Diesel To Paul Walker – The Best Fast And Furious Quotes

You almost had me? You never had me! You never had your car!

Why’d you bring the buster here?

Hector: Nice wheels. Whatcha running under there?
Hector: You’re gonna make me find out the hard way? You’re brave! You’re brave. They call me Hector. Got a last name too, but I can’t pronounce it.
Brian: Brian Earl Spilner.
Hector: Typical white boy name.

There were mass cops out there, that s*** was orchestrated

Dom, cars can’t fly! Cars can’t fly!!

Dom: You know what you doing?
Brian: I owe you a ten-second car!

Brian: I thought if I got in your good graces you might let me keep my car.
Dom: You are in my good graces, but ain’t keepin’ your car.

Jesse: These are the additions, this is the basic layout of the car, and this is what it could look like when it’s done. Red, green,
whateverBrian: Hey man, you should be goin to MIT or something
Jesse: No man,
I got that attention disorderBrian: Oh, ADD?
Jesse: Yes, that sh*t

Brian: Hey, what’s up, Jesse? What do you have in your hand?
Jesse: Throwing down the pinkslip just like you.
Brian: Pinkslip for what? The Jetta?
Jesse: Yeah.
Brian: You can’t bet your dad’s car.
Jesse: It’s all right. I ain’t losin’. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I’ll win. Then me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It’s all good.
Brian: Well, they’re gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you.

Hey, buddy, cars don’t fly.

Hey, you just can’t climb in the ring with Ali ’cause you think you box.

I said a ten second car not a ten minute car!

(talking to Brian) You break her heart, I’ll break your neck

Brian: You know, I was thinking we should go out sometime.
Mia: Oh, that’s sweet, but I usually don’t date my brother’s friends.
Brian: Well, that sucks. I guess I’ll have to kick his *ss then.
Mia: I’d love to see that. Actually, I’d pay to see that.

Why didn’t you tell me we were married?

Dom: I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullsh*t. For those ten seconds or less, I’m free.

Damn, Dawg, your girl still got them swing, homie.

It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning.

I just need some more time.

Let’s go for a little ride

My brother likes you. Usually he doesn’t like anybody.

Try Fatburger from now on. You get yourself a double cheese with fries for $2.95, faggot!

I smell skanks. Why don’t you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face.

Come here? We invented this place.

Vince: He’s got no call bein’ up there, you don’t know that fool for sh*t!
Leon: Yeah he’s right, Dom.
Dom: Vince there was a time when I didn’t know you!
Vince: That was in the third grade!

I said a 10 second car, not a 10 minute car.

Hey yo, Dom! Why’d you bring the buster here?

Monica: Feel that? This is yours, even if you lose. But if you win, you get her too.
Edwin: Hey, hey, Monica!

What did you put in that sandwich?

Where’s the cavalry?

Oh sh*t! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!

Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning’s winning.

Sgt.
Tanner: Are you going native on me, Brian?
Muse: I think the sister’s clouding his judgement.
Brian: What was that?
Muse: Hey, I don’t blame you. I get off on her surveillance photos too.

I don’t have friends. I got family

Too slow!

Shaw: You and your friends are now part of it.
Dominic: I got no friends, I got family.

Ask any racer, and real racer, it doesn’t matter how much you win by, winning is winning.

Hey man, he was in my face

Eddie Fisher built it for Elizabeth Taylor back in the fifties.

I live my life a quarter-mile at a time. For those 10 seconds or less, I’m free

You can have any brew you want… as long as it’s a Corona.

Daddy’s gotta go to work.

Where’s my shoe?

Heads up bro,we got problems.

I’m going to put a hurting on him so bad, he’s gonna wish his mama kept her legs closed.

One thing you gotta remember about the streets… The streets always win

I saw Linder about a week later. I had the wrench in my hand… and I hit him! And I didn’t mean to keep hitting him, but by the time I was done, I couldn’t lift my arm. He’s a janitor at an elementary school. He has to take the bus to work… and they banned me from the tracks for life.

You want a piece of *ss, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that’ll be two large.

Look who it is! Old Coyotes ‘R’ Us!

Brian: So what’s your best time?
Dom: I’ve never driven her…
Brian: Why not?
Dom: She scares the sh*t out of me.

Agent Bilkins: DVD players were purchased legally. All we’ve got on Tran and his boys are some low-rent weapons charges and some outstanding speeding tickets.Sgt.
Tanner: So, they’re out.
Agent Bilkins: Father bailed them out. Is this the kind of intelligence I can except from you, O’Connor?
Brian: What, you’re gonna pin this on me?
Agent Bilkins: Hey, I can pin this on whoever I want to. Perks of the job.

Brian: What was the deal back there?
Dom: It’s a long story.
Brian: We have a twenty mile hike. Humor me.
Dom: A business deal that went sour. Plus I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister.

Woman, I am the cavalry!

Mia: Tuna on white. No crust, right?
Brian: I don’t know. How is it?
Mia: Every day for the last three weeks you’ve been coming in here and you’ve been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn’t changed.
Brian: I’ll have the tuna.
Mia: No crust?
Brian: No crust.

One last ride.

Dom: This you’re beer?
Vince: Yeah that’s my beer… Yo Dom! Why’d you bring the busta here?
Dom: Because the busta kept me out of handcuffs, he didn’t just run back to the fort, the buster brought me back

Edwin: Yo, Monica!
Monica: What’s wrong n*gger, you didn’t win.
Edwin: F*** you, then!

(to Jesse) Take it upstairs Einstien! You can’t detail a car with the cover on. Can’t even get that right.

Dom: You almost had me? You never had me – you never had your car… Granny shiftin’ not double clutchin’ like you should. You’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried.
Vince: Why don’t you try FatBurger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. You do too. That’s why we’re brothers.

Too soon Jnr.” *Hits NOS* “Wooooo!

You break her heart, I’ll break your neck

Vince: Why don’t you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faget!
Brian: I like the tuna here.
Vince: bullsh*t asshole, no one likes the tuna here!
Brian: Yeah well I do.

Vince: What is this guy sandwich crazy or something?
Leon: Nah. He ain’t here for the food, V.

Double alpha. Man-candy. You know what I’m saying?

You think you could leave without saying goodbye?

I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that’s why we were brothers, because you did too.

It’s not how you stand by your car, it’s how you race your car.

You will always be with me, and you will always be my Brother