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70+ Anchor Quotes About Love, The Bible, Friendship, Family & Life

Here’s a selection of Anchor Quotes, covering topics such as meaning, groundedness and inspiration.

We really hope you enjoy these quotes and that they give you something to think about.

To act is to anchor in an imminent future, so imminent it becomes almost tangible; to act is to feel you are consubstantial with that future.
Emil Cioran

How about ‘anvil babies’ – because that is what anchor babies are around the necks of the American taxpayer.
Ann Coulter

Are you unhappy? ok. Being unhappy is a part of life; no big deal! continue your life because neither unhappiness nor happiness drop anchor in your life!.
Mehmet Murat ildan

God’s grace is strong enough to hold me steady through every difficulty.
Lailah Gifty Akita

The movie that makes me cry is Anchorman. I have the biggest
crush on Will Ferrel I love him in every film he does. I mean, Ryan Gosling could be my child. I’m not going to have a crush on a child.
Will Ferrell is a man.
Meryl Streep

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!
Will Ferrell

Why don’t you go back to your home on whore island?
Ron Burgundy

I know what you’re wondering, and the answer is yes… I do have a nickname for my penis. It’s called “The Octogon”.
Brian Fantana

Hey, where’d you get those clothes, the toilet store?
Brick Tamland

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.
Steve Carell

We must not lose hope. Hope is an anchor to the souls of men. Satan would have us cast away that anchor.
Ezra Taft Benson

Hope is the anchor of our souls. I know of no one who is not in need of hope – young or old, strong or weak, rich or poor.
James E. Faust

hey where did u get those clothes at the toilet store
Brick Tamland

They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Brian Fantana

I’m not going to sit on the porch of the old anchorman’s home with a drool cup.
Tom Brokaw

oh its a deep burn oh its so deep oh i can barely lift my right arm cause i did so many i dunnoif u heard me counting i did over a thousand u have ur ubulous muscle that connects to the upper dorsamus
Ron Burgundy

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
Ron Burgundy

Do you know that I was the anchor on the ‘CBS Morning Show?’ And my newsman was Walter Cronkite.
Dick Van Dyke

I recognize the Republican party as the sheet anchor of the colored man’s political hopes and the ark of his safety.
Frederick Douglass

I talked about the need for American leadership, I talked about the importance of the United States to a more peaceful world, a world that has been quite turbulent in recent years, and needs a strong American anchor.
Condoleezza Rice

It’s shame that gets us killed. Shame is the anchor, the heaviest burden to carry from the battlefield. Fortunately shame was an affliction i’d never suffered from.
Mark Lawrence

I will smash your face into a car windshield, then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a delicious seafood dinner and then never call her again!
Champ Kind

People are looking for stability in a shaky world. They want something they can get hold of that’s firm and sure and an anchor in the midst of all of this instability in which they’re living.
Gordon B. Hinckley

I’m freelance journalist that covers political stories from around the world. I’ve been featured in ctv news and bbc.
Steve Bunday

‘Anchorman’… is not grounded in anything. There is absolutely no heart to that movie, which I love.
Steve Carell

To reach a port we must sail, sometimes with the wind, and sometimes against it. But we must not drift or lie at anchor.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

The first footfalls on Mars will mark a historic milestone, an enterprise that requires human tenacity matched with technology to anchor ourselves on another world.
Buzz Aldrin

Purpose can be grand and large and visionary, and it can be very small, subtle and simple. Understanding your purpose anchors your awareness to the contribution you make every day.
Cynthia Yoder

A| doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
Brick Tamland

My mother was the strength. She was the anchor. She was a preacher and a teacher.
Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought.
John Kenneth Galbraith

You better have an anchor in life. It doesn’t matter if you’re a Division I head football coach or Joe Schmo from Okemoh. Bad things happen. If you’re not anchored, you’re going to be washed away.
Dabo Swinney

I don’t think I’m identified as the anchorman, I think I’m identified as the impostor anchorman – there’s a very clear line there … I don’t think it changes the way they respond.
John Oliver

Women fight for democracy and engage in the world. But they shouldn’t try and be copying men and be masculine; they should anchor on the home and build on those fundamentals.
Vivienne Westwood

I’m a member of the media. I’m America’s Anchorman.
Rush Limbaugh

Sorry Champ…I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
Brick Tamland

Sometimes I pretend i’m an anchor because there’s a difference between sinking and drowning.
r.i.d. inkskinned

You’re stronger than us. Once you find your anchor never let go of it. No matter what.
John Marrs

Hope holds you fast like an anchor so you don’t give way.
Philip Pullman

No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Brian Fantana

Solitude was her anchor. A familiar misery, and anymore the safest, most sensible approach.
Jill Alexander Essbaum

i woke up this morning and i sh*t a squirrel i mean literaly hell of it is damn things still alive so i got this sh*t covered squirrel down there in the office dont know what to name it
Champ Kind

Liberty ale would become quite possibly the most important beer of the late twentieth century.
Tom Acitelli

To reach a port, we must sail – sail, not tie at anchor – sail, not drift.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

(About Sex Panther) They’ve done studies you know. It works 60% of the time…Everytime.
Brian Fantana

When the anchorman is wearing a colonel’s uniform, it tells you something.
Linda Ellerbee

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Will Ferrell

I am a news presenter, a news broadcaster, an anchorman, a managing editor – not a commentator or analyst. I feel no compulsion to be a pundit.
Walter Cronkite

In the days of Caesar, kings had fools and jesters. Now network presidents have anchormen.
Ted Koppel

i will smash ur face into a car windshield and then take ur mother dorthy mantooth out to a nice dinner and NEVER call her again
Champ Kind

I hear that their periods attract bears. the bears can smell the menstration.
Brick Tamland

hope im not disturbing u but uh i saw u across the party i dotn usually do this but i felt compelled to tell u something u have an absolutely breath taking hinee i mean that thing is good i wanna be friends with it
Ron Burgundy

(Talking to Baxter) You ate a whole wheel of cheese?!?! I’m not even angry. I’m actually quite impressed.
Ron Burgundy

One plus one is two; so the cord of two is better than one.
Lailah Gifty Akita

Oh Audrey – I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What’s that? Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That’s bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Alright?
Ron Burgundy

Ok before we start. Lets go over the ground-rules….No touching of the hair or face….And THAT’S IT. Now FIGHT!!!
Ron Burgundy

Because I went from the Daily Show where I was a fake news guy on a fake news show to Bruce Almighty where I played a news guy to Anchorman where I played a news guy, now I’m…yeah, I tend to gravitate towards suits.
Steve Carell

They’ve done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.
Brian Fantana

I may have stumbled
and stammered at
your unexpected push,
but the breeze
anchored me
and I learnt the
art of survival.
Vijaya Gowrisankar

It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!
Champ Kind

Amidst the confusion of the times, the conflicts of conscience, and the turmoil of daily living, an abiding faith becomes an anchor to our lives.
Thomas S. Monson

oh come on audrey i look like hell i have bags under my eyes whats that well if u were a man id punch u id punch u right in the mouth thats bush bush league
Ron Burgundy

With kennedy, I was anchored. She filled all the lonely spaces inside of me with her laughter, with her wry and witty humor, with everything we had in common.
Lauren Blakely

A big part of making your own luck is just charging out of the gate every morning.
Tom Brokaw

Do you have an anchor? I have found that a solid anchor is indispensable to one who intends to live life fully. To have an anchor is to be centered and well grounded. It is to have a vital spiritual base.
Steve Goodier

mmmm… i look… i mean really good hey everyone come and see how good i look
Ron Burgundy

I may be wrong, but I believe diversity is and old, old wooden ship used in the Civil War.
Ron Burgundy

CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, ‘It’s not so bad.’
Conan O’Brien

how now brown cow how now brown cow how now brown cow
Ron Burgundy

You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
Ron Burgundy

(as he takes the Jazz Flute out of his sleeve) This is embarrassing….I’m totally unprepared…
Ron Burgundy

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brick Tamland

Ron why did you say that? Why? Why Ron? Why? You were my hero Ron!!!
Garth Holiday

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope.

There’s nothing here to see, it’s just an illusion, don’t act like your not impressed.
Ron Burgundy

(to his dog Baxter) – “hey, stop it, you know I don’t speak spanish
Ron Burgundy

Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.
Veronica Corningstone

Old anchormen, you see, don’t fade away. They just keep coming back for more. And that’s the way it is, Friday, March 6, 1981.
Walter Cronkite

Regret is the strongest anchor that latches on to the ground, and you carry it within you, it is a feeling quite unlike others for it is despair mingled with hope.
Saim .A. Cheeda

I always wanted to be an anchorman, but after college I wound up working behind the scenes at CBS News for 10 years.
Andy Cohen

We should not moor a ship with one anchor, or our life with one hope.

[doing mouth exercises] The human torch is denied a bank loan.
Ron Burgundy

Brick are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I’m invited?
Veronica Corningstone

Hey it’s Papa Burgandy!! Corningstone is fair game.
Ron Burgundy

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
David Koechner

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