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70+ Funny, Sassy Quotes About Love Life And Attitude

Sometimes life just ain’t easy. When you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, it’s hard to keep up a good attitudefor your friends, family, and coworkers. Soon, you begin getting upset about amusingly smaller things, like the positioning of a traffic cone in your work’s parking lot, or the way your husband puts toilet paper on the roll. We’ve all had those days. Perspective and a sense of humor are key to getting through those times where it feels like even the simplest things will make you snap. Let these sassy quotes about life, love, and attitude give you a moment to pause, laugh, and reflect on what truly matters.
I like to think I’m helping them by hating them. I’m reminding them that they aren’t God’s gift to humankind.
Veronica Roth

And the trouble is, if you don’t risk anything, you risk more.
Erica Jong.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
Erma Bombeck

Do you want to meet the love of your life? Look in the mirror.
Byron Katie

I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone.
D.H. Lawrence

Boring damned people. All over the Earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The Earth is swarmed with them.
Charles Bukowski

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.
Anais Nin

If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Our deepest wishes are whispers of our authentic selves. We must learn to respect them. We must learn to listen.
Sarah Ban Breathnach

You can’t put a leash on me. I’m unleashable!
Tiffany Winfree

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
Maya Angelou

I don’t think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains.
Anne Frank

The question isn’t who’s going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.
Ayn Rand

Strong women need not declare they can carry all the burdens in life. They just quietly do it and survive with a smile
Princess Maleiha Bajunaid Candao

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
Mark Twain

If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.
Sharon Needles

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to require the most from you
Caroline Myss

When in doubt, freak ‘em out.
Sharon Needles

I am willing to put myself through anything, temporary pain or discomfort means nothing to me as long as I can see that the experience will take me to a new level. I am interested in the unknown, and the only path to the unknown is through breaking barriers, an often painful process.
Diana Nyad

I’d rather die my way than live yours.
Lauren Oliver

There are two ways of spreading light. To be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it.
Edith Wharton

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.
J. K. Rowling

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
Maya Angelou

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
Joe Klaas

It’s the good girls who keep diaries, the bad girls never have the time.
Talullah Bankhead

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
Marilyn Monroe

I and me are always too deeply in conversation.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here.
Marianne Williamson

She was right. Karma was a b*tch, but so was I.
Julie Murphy

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
Marjorie Kinnan

Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get.
Ingrid Bergman

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses.
Madame Marie du Deffand

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
Helen Keller

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.
Jane Austen

People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed only if
there is a light from within.
Elizabeth Kübler-Ross

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
Eleanor Roosevelt

My personality is up and down, sassy and cheeky.

A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.

It’s not your job to like me, it’s mine.
Byron Katie

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Erma Bombeck

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt

I like being alone. I have control over my own sh*t. Therefore, in order to win me over, your presence has to feel better than my solitude. You’re not competing with another person, you are competing with my comfort zones.
Horacio Jones

For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.
Jennifer Donnelly

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Alison Boulter

Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.
Buffy Summers

If you don’t like being a doormat then get off the floor.
Al Anon

Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
Elizabeth Gilbert

I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning to sail my ship.
Louisa May Alcott.

The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.
Coco Chanel

You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one to blame.
Erica Jong

I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.
Coco Chanel

You move totally away from reality when you believe that there is a legitimate reason to suffer.
Byron Katie

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Steven Wright.

If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it
Erma Bombeck

I embrace mistakes, they make you who you are.

What a wonderful life I’ve had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner.

Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.

A Strong Woman looks a challenge dead in the eye and gives it a wink.
Gina Carey

Living in a vacuum sucks
Adrienne Gusoff

If by fawning, you mean he’s a deer, I have a gun, and it’s hunting season, then I guess you’re right.
Sage Kafsky

We are not held back by the love we didn’t receive in the past, but by the love we’re not extending in the present.
Marianne Williamson.

Do you really want to look back on your life and see how wonderful it could have been had you not been afraid to live it?
Caroline Myss

Puh-lease… Team leather and cocks isn’t always right.
Bink Cummings

We are neither on good terms or bad. We are no longer anything.

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.
Anna Quindlen

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Katharine Hepburn

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.
Alice Walker

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