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70+ Inspirational, Famous And Funny Spiderman Quotes

Here’s a selection of Spiderman Quotes, covering topics such as comics, love, amazing and movies.

We really hope you enjoy these quotes and that they give you something to think about.

Arácnido” si no te importa. Los spiderman somos muy sensibles.
Chris Claremont

With great power, comes great responsibility. Remember that Pete, remember that.
Uncle Ben

Let mom and dad talk gobby
Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Sorry I’m late. Work was murder.
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

You’re pathetically predictable, like a moth to the flame. What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out?
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

The little spider went up the water spout then came the Goblin to take the spider out!
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

Peter, don’t tell Harry.
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

May parker: ben parker, don’t you even think about leaving that filthy box in my kitchen!
ben parker: these are my bowling trophies.
may parker: [sarcastically] oh, but then, by all means, please leave that filthy box in my kitchen.
Uncle Ben and Aunt May

We don’t need batman, spider-man, wonder woman or superman or any other superheroes,
because we are all superheroes in our own right.
Anthony T.Hincks

No one says no to me!
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

Why can’t spider-sense warn you when you’re about to get dumped?.
Mark Waid

God’s speed Spider-man!
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
J. Jonah Jameson

Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: “With great power, comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spiderman.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man

A superhero is just an ordinary person who has found a better way to mask their human frailties.
Stewart Stafford

(To Mary Jane) Hello beauty.
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

I’ve been like a father to you. Be a son to me.
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

Spider-man wasn’t always on the side of justice. He made some questionable choices. Also, he was a f*cking creeper.
Kate Canterbary

Do you know how much I sacrificed!?!?
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

Who are you?
Mary Jane Watson

What are you doin up there?
Bone Saw McGraw

He was quiet for a moment. “so, in this analogy, you’re mary jane?” “you got that right, tiger.
J.M. Richards

A word to the “not-so-wise” about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast!
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

You know, I guess one person can make a difference. ’nuff said…
Stan Lee

Despite of everything you’ve done for them, eventuelly they will hate you.
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

I had a father, his name was Ben Parker.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man

The great thing about MJ is when you look in her eyes and she’s looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don’t know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It’s as if you’ve reached the unreachable and you weren’t ready for it.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Peter parker: I mean, what I do sometimes requires violence, but i’m not a violent man, i’m really not. But I just–

mary jane: you wanted to deck her.

peter: twice. And I hate feeling that way. Why is it that people feel the need to take whatever little authority they have and shove it down your throat? and the smaller the authority, the bigger the shove.

aunt may: it offends you, doesn’t it?
peter: yeah, it does.
aunt may: why?
peter: I — what do you mean, why?
aunt may: why does it offend you?
peter: shouldn’t it?

aunt may: if a lion broke out of its cage at the zoo, and bit you, it would hurt, sure, and you’d be upset, of course. But would you be offended?

peter: no, of course not.
aunt may: why?
peter: because that’s the nature of a lion.

aunt may: some people by nature are kind and charitable. You could say that some people, including at least one person at this table, are by their nature heroes. Ben always reminded me that we each contain all the nobler and meaner aspects of humanity, but some get a bigger dose than others of one thing or another.
some are petty, and mean, and uncharitable. That’s their nature. You can hope for better, even try to lead them to be and you may even succeed. But when they behave badly, it’s right to be upset by it, or hurt by it, but you can be no more offended by it than you can when a lion bites you.

J. Michael Straczynski (Amazing Spider-man Ultimate Collection Volume 2)

MJ and I, we’re gonna have a hell of a time!
Harry Osborn

with great power comes greater responsibly
Uncle Ben

No matter how buried it gets, or lost you feel, you must promise me, that you will hold on to hope and keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer. My wish for you is to become hope. People need that.
Peter Parker Spiderman

Ah, man, when wolverine grows his face back, he’s really gonna be pretty upset.
Brian Michael Bendis

Uncle ben: [changing a light bulb] and the lord said, “let there be light.” and voilà! there is light. Forty soft, glowing watts of it.
aunt may: good boy. God will be thrilled, just don’t fall on your *ss.
Uncle Ben and Aunt May

How superheroes make money:
– spider-man knits sweaters.
– superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
– iron man, as you would suspect, just irons.
Jim Benton

You’re not Superman you know
Aunt May

Coming from your friendly neighborhood spider-man!.
Stan Lee

We are who we choose to be… Now choose!
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

With great hotness comes great responsibility.
Alyxandra Harvey

Just give me a chance!

You have a metal arm? dude, that is so awesome!.
Spiderman talking to Winter Soldier

Who am I? I’m Spider-Man!
Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Who is Spider-man? He’s a criminal thats who he is.
J. Jonah Jameson

now that youve just really pisted me off im gonna finsh her nice and slow
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

The universe has certain rules. Among them are:
he who owns a sharp tool will eventually cut himself.
laboratory accidents never result in super-hero-type powers.
and most applicable in this case:
he who laughs first gets caught.
the first rule could be, at a stretch, applied to tony stark and the iron man suit, considering recent events.
one notable exception to the second rule was currently swinging around new york city on a spider web, which did not bear thinking about.
Eoin Colfer

Secrets have a cost, they are not for free.
the amazing spiderman

Do I get to say thank you this time?
Mary Jane Watson

Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment. It’s a defense mechanism.
Spider-Man/Peter Parker

Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us….
Aunt May

Once he asked me what I thought had turned me gay.”
“i hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider,” said simon.
Cassandra Clare

Well, she’s (she-hulk) quippy. I’m quippy. When we get together, we quip. And, quipwise, I think that makes me a better quipper. -spiderman.
Dan Slott

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Please don’t be dead. Because then i’d have to be the sorcerer supreme and there’s no way I could rock the ‘stache.
Brian Michael Bendis

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, down came the goblin, and took the spider out.
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

[in “the night gwen stacy died”], death took on an existential quality — the beloved, innocent but weak gwen is merely a victim, the casualty of a war between superpowered rivals — and as such the episode proved a turning point int eh genre’s depiction of mortality.
Jose Alaniz

You are incredibly predictable like a moth to a flame. What about my generous preposal are you in or are you out?
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin

When loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are spiderman, ‘gnome chomsky,’ taylor swift, and dr. Bronner, then what?.
Walter Kirn

Harry waxes poetic about magic. He’ll go on and on about how it comes from your feelings, and how it’s a deep statement about the nature of your soul, and then he’ll whip out some kind of half-divine, half-insane philosophy he’s cobbled together from the words of saints and comic books about the importance of handling power responsibly.
Jim Butcher

We need to take the whole line back to formula.
Dr. Mendel Stromm

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