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From Dory To Crush The Turtle – The Best Finding Nemo Quotes

Here’s a selection of Finding Nemo Quotes, covering topics such as Squirt, Bruce, Darla, sharks and famous fish.

We really hope you enjoy these quotes and that they give you something to think about.

Bruce: Now there goes a father. Looking for his little boy.
Bruce: I never knew my father!
Anchor: Come on, group hug.
Chum: We’re all mates here, mate.

Bloat: Ha,ha,ha,ha!
Gill: We did it!
Bloat: Now what?

So, What brings you on this fine day to the EAC, huh?

Dory. If it wasn’t for you, I never would made it here. So thank you.

Hey dad! Maybe when I’m at school, I’ll see a shark.
Nemo the Clownfish

Marlin: It’s just as well. He might be hungry.
Dory: Oh don’t worry. Whales don’t eat clownfish. They eat krill.
Dory: Oh look. Krill.

Marlin: How do you know that nothing bad won’t happen?
Dory: I don’t.

First you were like WHOA! Then we were like WHOA! and then you were like ..whoa..

Oh. Intro- Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.

Oh… well, that’s ONE way to pull a tooth…

Ray: All new explorers must answer a science question. You live in what kind of home?
Nemo: An anemonemone. Amnemonemomne.Mr.
Ray: That’s okay kid, dont hurt yourself.

Okay, he either said, “move to the back of the throat,” or he “wants a root beer float”.

Dolphins. They think they’re so cute. Oh, look at me, I’m a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you.

Gimme some fin, (slaps fins with Squirt), noggin (bumps heads with Squirt), Dude!

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
Bruce the Great White Shark

‘I shall call him squishy, he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy’

It’s a root canal, and from the looks of those x-rays, it’s not going to be pretty.
Peach the Starfish

Good thing I pulled the right one, eh Prime Minister.

The dropoff? They’re going to the dropoff? What – what are you insane? Why not just fry them up now and serve them with chips?

Oh would you just shut up? You’re rats with wings.

Gill: Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it’s all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques! No cleaning!
Jacques: I am ashamed.

Bloat: You must pass through the Ring of Fire.
Bloat: The *Ring of Fire*. Jacques, you said you could do it.
Jacques: Oops, sorry.

Okay, class. Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglia to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.
Mr. Ray

Seaweed is cool, Seaweed is fun. It gets its food from the rays of the sun!
Mr. Ray

…and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, “With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

Bruce: Just a bite!
Anchor: Hold yourself together, mate!
Chum: Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!
Bruce: Food!

You never really know, but when they know you’ll know, you know.

Crush: Okay, now everybody grab an exit buddy.
Crush: Do you have your exit buddy?

Marlin: How do you know if they’re ready?
Crush: Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y’know?

Cuz we were like, “woaaaah.”, and I was like, “woaaaah.” and you were like, “woaaahh…

Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do?

Marlin: Why didn’t you tell me you could read?
Dory: I can read? I can READ.

First day of school! First day of school! Wake up! Wake Up! Come on, first day of school!
Nemo the Clownfish

This is the Ocean, silly, we’re not the only two in here

No, no, no eating here tonight your on a diet!

Es-cap-ay. That’s funny, it’s spelled just like ‘Escape’.

Darla: I’m a pirana. They’re in the Amazon.
Dentist: And a pirana is a fish, just like your present!

Hi there. Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.

When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do? Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming..

Dory: Hello. My name is Dory. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a fish.
Dory: Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.

I’ll tell you what we’re going to do. We’re going get him out of here. We’re going to help him escape!

See, this tentacle is actually shorter than all my other tentacles but you can’t really tell, especially when I twirl them like this…

Marlin: Now, what’s the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?
Nemo: It’s not safe.
Marlin: That’s my boy.

Dory: P. Sherman, 42, Wallaby Way Sydney! You asked me where I’m going? OK, I’
ll tell you: P. Sherman, 42, Wallaby Way, Sydney! That’s where I’m going!

Marlin: I can’t make out these markings.
Dory: Then we need to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look! Sharks!

Marlin: What if they don’t like me?
Coral: Marlin!
Marlin: No, really.
Coral: There’s over 400 eggs, odds are, one of them is bound to like you.

Marlin: He’s my son, he was taken by these divers…
Dory: Oh my, you poor fish.
Chum: Humans. Think they own everything.
Anchor: Probably American…

Fish aren’t meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them.

We were like whoah, and then we were like whoah, and then we were like whoah.

Dory: Wow. I wish I could speak whale…

It’s because I like you, I don’t want to be with you. It’s a complicated emotion.

Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said we should go to the back of the throator he wants a root beer float.

Bruce: Hello.
Dory: Well, hi!
Bruce: Name’s Bruce.
Bruce: It’s all right. I understand.
Bruce: Why trust a shark, right?

Marlin: Of course he wants us to move over there. That’s EATING US.
Marlin: How do I taste, Moby, huh? DO I TASTE GOOD?

I have short term memory loss. It runs in my family, or at least i think it does. Hmm…where are they?

Marlin: We did it, we did it oh yeah yeah yeah! No eating here tonight, Woo!
Dory: No no no eating here tonight, your on a diet!

Excuse me? Whoo hoo! Little fella? Hello! Don’t be rude. Say hi.

Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him.
Nemo: But bigger.

Ray: Well, hello Nemo. Who’s this?
Nemo: Exchange student.
Squirt: I’m from the EAC, dude.Mr.
Ray: Sweet!

Marlin: The water’s going down. It’s half-empty.
Dory: Hmm… I’d say it’s half-full.
Marlin: Stop that.

Just keep swimming,Just keep swimming,Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming

Dory: si… side… syd… nay… sydney.
Dory: Aah. Nemo.

Oh, it’s awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave ’em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol’ blue.

Gurgle: Whatever you do, don’t mention D-A-R…
Nemo: It’s all right. I know who you’re talking about.

Dory: Come on, trust me on this one.
Marlin: Trust you?
Dory: Yes, trust, it’s what friends do.

[speaking whale] Wwwwweeeee neeeeeeeed tooooooo fiiiiiind hiiiiis sooooon. Caaaan youuuuuu pleeeeeease give us direeeeections? Come Baaaaaaack!

Marlin: Wait, wait…
Marlin: Hold my fin, hold my fin!

Dory: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy
Dory: Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy

Nigel: I can’t go in there!
Marlin: Oh yes you can!

You think you can do these things, but you just can’t, Nemo.

A boat hey I’ve seen a boat! It passed by now two moments ago. It went…uh this way it went this way follow me!

Marlin: Crush, wait. How old are you?
Crush: Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.

What is it with men and asking for directions?

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Swimming, swimming, swiming. What do you when you swim? Swim.

Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.

[reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
Bruce the Great White Shark

Bubbles: So, the Big Blue. What’s it like?
Nemo: Umm… big… and blue?
Bubbles: I knew it.

Nemo: Dad, you’re not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?
Marlin: Hey, that snail was about to charge.

“P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.” I remembered it. I bet I could even remember it again…”P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.” I did it again.

Can you believe in just a couple of days we’re gonna be parents!

You got a problem, buddy? Huh? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya?

I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family… At least I think it does… Where are they?

Dory: Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
Bruce: Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn’t want one of them to pop.

Gill: Who’s with me?
Bloat: I.
Deb: I.
Bubbles: I.
Gurgle: I think you’re nuts.

Squirt: Sweeeeet.
Crush: Totally.

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