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70+ Black Wednesday Addams Quotes On Family Values And Life

Here’s a selection of Wednesday Addams Quotes, covering topics such as movies, homicide, darkness and love.

We really hope you enjoy these quotes and that they give you something to think about.

Delivery Room Doctor: Would you like some anesthesia?
Morticia: No, but do ask the children.

Morticia: Where are we?
Grandma: Looks familiar… of course, the gates of hell.

Gomez: He has my father’s eyes.
Morticia: Gomez, take those out of his mouth.

Debbie Jellinsky: I’ll be leaving the country very soon.
Debbie Jellinsky: Yes, I’ll be a widow.

Debbie: I don’t want to hurt anybody. I don’t enjoy hurting anybody. I don’t like guns or bombs or electric chairs, but sometimes people just won’t listen and so I have to use persuasion, and slides. My parents, Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu. My birthday, I was 10 and do you know what they got me? Malibu Barbie. That’s not what I wanted, that’s not who I was. I was a ballerina. Graceful. Delicate. They had to go. My first husband, the heart surgeon. All day long, coronaries, transplants. “Sorry about dinner, Deb, the Pope has a cold.”
Husband number 2: the senator. He loved his state. He loved his country. Sorry Debbie. No Mercedes this year. We have to set an example.” Oh yeah. Set this! My latest husband. My late, late husband Fester, and his adorable family. You took me in. You accepted me. But did any of you love me? I mean, really love me? So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache… and shop? Don’t I deserve love… and jewelry? Good-bye everybody. Wish me luck.

Gomez: My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!
Gomez: I have seen HORROR!
Morticia: They’re at camp.
Gomez: I have seen all this, Officer. But until today, I had never seen… YOU!

Pugsley: We don’t hug.
Gary: Oh, you’re just shy.
Wednesday: We’re not shy, we’re contagious.

Gomez wonderful news, I’m going to have a child. Right now

Uncle Fester: I’m her husband.
Debbie: Fester!
Uncle Fester: Gimme a kiss.
Debbie: Gimme a twenty.

Morticia: Children, do you think that we love the baby more than we love you?
Morticia: Do you think that when there’s a new baby in the house, one of the other children has to die?
Grandma: Well that’s just not true – not anymore.

Amanda Buckman: Is that your bathing suit?
Wednesday: Is that your overbite?
Gary Granger: One of you will be the drowning victim and the one will be our lifesaver.
Amanda Buckman: I’ll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life

Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf, and eat hot h’ors d’ourves. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller. And for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

Was she in the cake before you baked it?

Debbie: What a lady killer!
Gomez: Acquitted.

Morticia: My baby is sick and my husband is dying. Oh Mama, What shall I do?
Grandma: Well, you have a black dress.

Grandma: Luxor, nexor, burst and BURN!
Debbie Jellinsky: What is she doing?
Grandma: Just a curse. Have a nice day.

Hello Polly, I will clean my room… in exchange for your immortal soul.

Wednesday: I’m not perky.
Amanda Buckman: Well, that’s for damn sure.

Young Girl: …and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.

Debbie: These Addams men, where do you find them?
Morticia: It has to be damp.

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don’t hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.

Wednesday: I don’t want to be in the pageant.
Gary: Don’t you want me to realize my vision?
Wednesday: Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, or the Aristotelian unities.
Gary: Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Amanda Buckman: I’ll be the victim.
Wednesday: All your life.

Which part?

Debbie: Would you die for me?
Uncle Fester: Yes.
Debbie: Promise?

You know what happens if my mother uses fabric softener? I die.
Joel Glicker

Gary: Yes indeed, Bambi.
Becky: Lassie Come Home.
Gary: The Little Mermaid.
Wednesday: Stoppit.
Joel: He’s only a child.

Margaret Addams: What.
Debbie Jellinsky: Oh, I didn’t say anything.
Margaret Addams: No, that’s the baby’s nickname. “What.

Pugsley: What does chippewa mean?
Gomez: It’s an old Indian word.
Wednesday: It means orphan.

I’ll get you – and your little hand, too!
Debbie Jellinsky

I remember how she used to turn to me and say, “Jesus Fester, go back to your room!
Uncle Fester

You sent us to camp. They made us sing.

You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?

Gomez: Has the planet gone mad? My brother… passion’s hostage. I seek justice! Denied. I shall not submit! I shall conquer! I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!
Gomez: I have seen horror!
Gomez: I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!
Morticia: They’re at camp.
Gomez: I have seen all this officer. But until today, I have never seen… YOU!
Desk sergeant: Hook him, book him, cook him. NOW!

Becky Martin-Granger: It’s an American Bald Eagle!
Gary Granger: Aren’t they extinct?
Wednesday: They are now.

I’m just like every modern woman trying to have it all. A loving husband, a family. I only wish I had more time to see out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

Debbie: FREEZE!
Uncle Fester: Pookie?
Debbie: I tried to make it look like an accident. I tried to give you some dignity. But oh no, not you.
Uncle Fester: What are you saying?
Debbie: I’m saying I want you dead and I want your money.
Uncle Fester: But… but… don’t you love me?
Debbie: AH HA HA HA!
Uncle Fester: Is that a no?

Gomez: At his request, I would crawl on my belly through hot coals and broken glass.
Morticia: Why wait?

An axe. That takes me back…

Uncle Fester: Dementia, what a beautiful name.
Dementia: It means “insanity.”
Uncle Fester: My name is Fester. It means “to rot.

Joel Glicker: How do I look?
Wednesday: Disturbing

Morticia: Wednesday’s at that age when a young girl has only one thing on her mind.
Ellen Buckman: Boys?
Wednesday: Homicide.

Amanda Buckman: Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Wednesday: Wait.

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