Released in 2002, Lilo and Stitch is a modern classic in the Disney Animated Canon, a tale of an escaped alien on the run from his captors and a little girl in Kauai who adopts him. Through happy laughs and sad tears along with the occasional Elvis reference, alien Stitch learns from little girl Lilo that family is less about blood relation and more about connections that never leaves anyone behind. As per any Disney animated film, Lilo and Stitch is a treasure trove of quotable lines and all of the quotes presented here are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
I’m sorry I bit you… and pulled your hair… and punched you in the face…
IT’S FISH!! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store, to get peanut butter, because all we have is, is stinking tuna!!
I know, Stitch is the best. I wouldn’t trade him for anything or anybody.
No! You can’t take her! I’m the only one who understands her! If you take her away, she won’t stand a chance!
Ohana’ means ‘family.’ ‘Family’ means ‘no one gets left behind.’
Former. Saved the planet, once. Convinced an alien race that mosquitoes were an endangered species.
Aloha! Also cute and fluffy!
My friends need to be punished.
Your knuckles say ‘Cobra.’
A falling star… I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!
Trust me this is not going end well.
Ah! You’re vile; you’re foul; you’re flawed!
Leave my mother out of this!
Look at the bright side. You won’t have to yell at anyone anymore.
I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Wanna play Battle of the Greek City-States? Stitch and me can be the fierce Spartans, and you can be the decadent Athenians.
Look at him, Lilo. He’s obviously mutated from something else! We have to take it back!
Lilo, if they only liked you because you had a cute pet, then who needs them? You have to trust your real friends.
Experiment 626. Give us a sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
Stitch, for one. He’s a royal pain, but he’s loyal, and he’d never ever ever do anything that would hurt you. Thats a true friend.
Watch where you’re going! Stupidhead!
YOU! You’re the cause of all this! If it hadn’t been for your Experiment 626, none of this.
Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you’re stealing.
Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we were using it build the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, is an endangered species!
L-lo-lost… I’m lost.
Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog!
This is my family. I found it, all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good.
Leave me alone to diiieee…
Aliens are all about rules.
I’M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!!!
You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?
So, tell me, my little one-eyed one – on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?
Hello? Hello?! Are there any “aminals” in here?
I think is might be a koala… an evil koala… I can’t even pet it, it keeps staring at me like it’s gonna eat me.
Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore! Didn’t we tell you? We got fired this morning. New rules.
Don’t run. Don’t make me shoot you; you were expensive.
Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy!
Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and move objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct… to destroy everything he touches!
I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!
It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
We’re a broken family, aren’t we?
Starving yourself won’t bring him back, Lilo.
No more caffeine for you.
Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.
No… Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn’t have yelled at you.
Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.
You’re loose in the house all the time, and I sleep just fine!
It’s nice to live on an island with no large cities.
You are so finished when I get in there! I’m gonna stuff you in the blender, push “puree,” then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, “Mmmm, this is great, what’s your secret?” I’m gonna say…Love… and… nurturing…
I’ll put you back together again, I’ll make you taller… and not so fluffy!
I’m adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And I take long naps… and get disciplined?
Okay, that’s enough sugar for you! Why don’t you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?
I think it might be a koala… an *evil* koala. I can’t even pet it! It keeps *staring* at me, like it’s gonna eat me!
You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?
His destructive programming is taking effect. He’ll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he’ll back up plumbing, reverse street signs, and steal everyone’s left shoe.
This is you, and this is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size.
Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr…”Bubbles”.
We’re looking for something that can defend itself… something that won’t die, something sturdy, you know?
Created something? Hah! But that would be irresponsible! And unethical! I would never, ever… [Stitch is revealed] make more than one.
I can’t sleep with that thing loose in the house.
And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?
Don’t leave me, okay?
He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about o’hana?
Uncomfortable? Aw. Good! The council has sentenced you to exile on a desert asteroid. So relax, enjoy the trip… and don’t get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They won’t shoot anyone but you.”
WHAT?! After all you put me through, YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU, JUST LIKE THAT?! JUST LIKE THAT?!!! Fine!
It’s not an angel, Lilo. I don’t think it’s even a dog.
Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. With bricks.
Lilo! She’s a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!