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70+ Cute Lilo And Stitch Quotes About Love & Family

Released in 2002, Lilo and Stitch is a modern cl*ssic in the Disney Animated Canon, a tale of an escaped alien on the run from his captors and a little girl in Kauai who adopts him. Through happy laughs and sad tears along with the occasional Elvis reference, alien Stitch learns from little girl Lilo that family is less about blood relation and more about connections that never leaves anyone behind. As per any Disney animated film, Lilo and Stitch is a treasure trove of quotable lines and all of the quotes presented here are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
I’m sorry I bit you… and pulled your hair… and punched you in the face…
Lilo
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IT’S FISH!! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store, to get peanut butter, because all we have is, is stinking tuna!!
Lilo


I know, Stitch is the best. I wouldn’t trade him for anything or anybody.
Lilo

No! You can’t take her! I’m the only one who understands her! If you take her away, she won’t stand a chance!
Nani

Ohana’ means ‘family.’ ‘Family’ means ‘no one gets left behind.’
Lilo

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Former. Saved the planet, once. Convinced an alien race that mosquitoes were an endangered species.
Cobra Bubbles

Aloha! Also cute and fluffy!
Stitch

My friends need to be punished.
Lilo

Your knuckles say ‘Cobra.’
Lilo

A falling star… I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!
Lilo
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Trust me this is not going end well.
Pleakley

Ah! You’re vile; you’re foul; you’re flawed!
Gantu

Leave my mother out of this!
Jumba

Look at the bright side. You won’t have to yell at anyone anymore.
Pleakley

I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Lilo
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Wanna play Battle of the Greek City-States? Stitch and me can be the fierce Spartans, and you can be the decadent Athenians.
Lilo

Look at him, Lilo. He’s obviously mutated from something else! We have to take it back!
Nani

Lilo, if they only liked you because you had a cute pet, then who needs them? You have to trust your real friends.
Nani

Experiment 626. Give us a sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
Grand Councilwoman

Stitch, for one. He’s a royal pain, but he’s loyal, and he’d never ever ever do anything that would hurt you. Thats a true friend.
Nani

Watch where you’re going! Stupidhead!
Nani

YOU! You’re the cause of all this! If it hadn’t been for your Experiment 626, none of this.
Grand Councilwoman

Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you’re stealing.
Lilo

Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we were using it build the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, is an endangered species!
Wendy Pleakley

L-lo-lost… I’m lost.
Stitch


Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog!
Nani

This is my family. I found it, all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good.
Stitch


Leave me alone to diiieee…
Lilo

Aliens are all about rules.
Cobra Bubbles

I’M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!!!
Lilo


You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?
Lilo

So, tell me, my little one-eyed one – on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?
Jumba

Hello? Hello?! Are there any “aminals” in here?
Lilo

I think is might be a koala… an evil koala… I can’t even pet it, it keeps staring at me like it’s gonna eat me.
Nani

Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore! Didn’t we tell you? We got fired this morning. New rules.
Jumba

Don’t run. Don’t make me shoot you; you were expensive.
Jumba

Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy!
Stitch

Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo

Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and move objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct… to destroy everything he touches!
Jumba

I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
Jumba

Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!
Pleakley

It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Lilo

We’re a broken family, aren’t we?
Lilo

Starving yourself won’t bring him back, Lilo.
Nani

No more caffeine for you.
Lilo

Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.
Pleakley

No… Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn’t have yelled at you.
Nani

Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.
Cobra Bubbles

You’re loose in the house all the time, and I sleep just fine!
Lilo

It’s nice to live on an island with no large cities.
Lilo

You are so finished when I get in there! I’m gonna stuff you in the blender, push “puree,” then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, “Mmmm, this is great, what’s your secret?” I’m gonna say…Love… and… nurturing…
Nani

I’ll put you back together again, I’ll make you taller… and not so fluffy!
Jumba

I’m adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And I take long naps… and get disciplined?
Lilo

Okay, that’s enough sugar for you! Why don’t you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?
Nani

I think it might be a koala… an *evil* koala. I can’t even pet it! It keeps *staring* at me, like it’s gonna eat me!
Nani

You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?
Lilo


His destructive programming is taking effect. He’ll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he’ll back up plumbing, reverse street signs, and steal everyone’s left shoe.
Jumba

This is you, and this is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size.
Lilo

Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr…”Bubbles”.
Nani

We’re looking for something that can defend itself… something that won’t die, something sturdy, you know?
Nani

Created something? Hah! But that would be irresponsible! And unethical! I would never, ever… [Stitch is revealed] make more than one.
Jumba

I can’t sleep with that thing loose in the house.
Nani

And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?
Lilo

Don’t leave me, okay?
Lilo

He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about o’hana?
Lilo

Uncomfortable? Aw. Good! The council has sentenced you to exile on a desert asteroid. So relax, enjoy the trip… and don’t get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They won’t shoot anyone but you.”
Captain Gantu

WHAT?! After all you put me through, YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU, JUST LIKE THAT?! JUST LIKE THAT?!!! Fine!
Jumba


It’s not an angel, Lilo. I don’t think it’s even a dog.
Nani

Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. With bricks.
Lilo

Lilo! She’s a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!
Nani

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