Here’s a selection of Tangled Quotes, covering topics such as movies, inspiration, daring, hiding away, mothers and life.
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I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say…hi. How ya doin’?
She’s whimpering…moaning…gasping my name.
music to my frigging ears.
All right. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m letting you out of the deal.
There is nothing so cunning as tangled deception. If you wish to seek out the truth, first uncover the lies that surround the illusion…
I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?
Something bought you here, Flynn Rider. Fate, destiny…
All the things we’ve seen and it’s only 8 in the morning
Oh, now they’re just being mean.
But this kiss? this is one I won’t forget any time soon. She tastes…jesus, i’ve never done drugs, but I imagine this is what that first snort of cocaine feels like, that first shot of heroine. g*dd*mn addictive.
Newsflash, ladies: we can’t read your thoughts. And frankly, i’m not entirely sure i’d want to. The female mind is a scary place to be.
These are her accomplishments. Challenges she’s lived through. Shithead was just along for the ride. In the background. Like wallpaper. You can change the color of the walls anytime, and it might look different, but the room’s still the same.
Mackenzie raises her hand proudly. “i have a bagina.”
i smirk. “yes, you do sweetheart. And someday, it’s gonna help you rule the world.
i smirk. “yes, you do sweetheart. And someday, it’s gonna help you rule the world.
[First lines] This is the story of how I died. Don’t worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel.
Oh… oh, no… where is my satchel?
Look in the mirror. I see a charming, beautiful, young girl.
She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say prince charming is a douchebag who’s only holding cinderella back.”
“that’s my girl.
f*ck you!”
she stalks back around my desk toward the door.
“here? now?” I look up at the ceiling, like i’m debating the prospect. “well…okay. But be gentle. My couch is a virgin.
she stalks back around my desk toward the door.
“here? now?” I look up at the ceiling, like i’m debating the prospect. “well…okay. But be gentle. My couch is a virgin.
Rapunzel: Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?!
And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. Never.
Whoa, Mama! I’ve got to get me one of these!
What are the thorns really telling her? it’s why she won’t let us see them, why she clings to them–or they cling to her–as though she got herself buried in a bramble thicket and she can’t get out and we can’t get in to free her.
That’s 22 for me…how about 23 out of 45?
His warmth fills the space between my heartbeats. I don’t know what it is about him, but he lures me in so effortlessly and tangles my heart in a net.
A part of her wanted to tell him she still loved him, and that even though this love was hopeless and long over, it still consumed her year after year. It was a tangled hairball of feelings and she couldn’t pull forth any one strand.
God. I may end up being the first man in history capable of masturbating without touching himself. Look, mom—no hands.
Look at those fireworks. They are as if they are for me.
Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.
I told you how I grew up. I never had to share my toys; I don’t plan on sharing my clients. Ask any four-year-old—sharing sucks.
I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I’m used to it. Guys I want a castle.
Don’t be dummy, come to mummy. Motheeeeeeer knows BEST!
When everything becomes tangled, you should make the choice.
(looking out at the kingdom from the top of the castle) Wow. I could get used to a view like this. Wait. Yep, I’m used to it. Guys, I want a castle.
Just a single cord is enough to be tangled.
So! You’re being strangely cryptic as you wrap your magic hair around my injured hand.
No man wants to f*ck a skeleton-and nibbling crackers and water like a prisoner of war at dinner isn’t attractive.
Vaginas beat penises every time.
they’re like kryptonite.
penises are defenseless against them.
they’re like kryptonite.
penises are defenseless against them.
Edward cullen can take his stupid heroine and od on it. Kate is my own personal brand of viagra.
Now that my head has been removed from its weeklong vacation up my *ss.
[To Rapunzel] Here’s your pan, here’s your frog.
The world is dark, and selfish, and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!
I don’t go to church. Not anymore. I’m a lot of things, but a hypocrite really isn’t one of them. If you’re not going to play by the rules, you don’t show up for team meetings.
If you put two pregnant hamsters in the same cage, you know what they’ll do? eat each other. Female hormones are like undetonated warheads. There’s just no telling when they’re going to go the f*ck off.
You want me to be the bad guy? Fine, now I’m the bad guy.
Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me.
Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you want, fate, destiny…
Let’s just assume that everyone here at the moment doesn’t like me!
(singing) Trust me, my dear; that’s how fast he’ll leave you! I won’t say ‘I told you so’!
My mother always told me, “anyone worth doing, is worth doing well.” okay, she didn’t actually say those exact words, but you get the picture.
The party lasted an entire week, and honestly, I don’t remember most of it.
Like the cotton-carder who combs tangled cotton into a long bundle of fibre, you take all my knotted fragments and comb them into light.
This is the strangest thing i have ever don in my entire life!
Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. [Rapunzel smiles]
Then I flip kate the finger. Immature, I know, but apparently we’re now both functioning at the preschool level, so i’m guessing it’s okay. Kate sneers at me. Then she mouths, you wish. Well—she’s got me there, now doesn’t she?.
How you manage to do that every single day, without fail? It looks absolutley exhausting darling.
It makes me want to kiss her and strangle her at the same time. I’ve never been into s&m. But i’m beginning to see its benefits.
Her hair glows…WHY does her hair glow!!?
Have some humanity. Haven’t any of you ever had a dream?
No no no no. This is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad. They just can’t get my nose right.
You should know that this is the strangest thing I’ve ever done!
Don’t forget it, you’ll regret it.
Remember when I said all guys talk to their friends about sex?
well, we do.
but no guy talks to his friends about sex with his girlfriend. Ever.
well, we do.
but no guy talks to his friends about sex with his girlfriend. Ever.
Her mind was jumbled, everything blurred together and confused; but from the tangled knot of her feelings she had extracted a single crucial thread.
For god’s sake, don’t let her watch cinderella. What kind of example is that? a mindless twit who can’t even remember where she left her damn shoe, so she has to wait for some douchebag in tights to bring it to her? give me a frigging break!.
[Looks at Gothel] Whoa! Somebody get me a glass! ‘Cuz I just found me a tall drink of water.
All I want with your hair is to get out of it; literally!
[nervously] Struggling…struggling is pointless!
Please stop redirecting my calls!” kelvin screamed into the receiver, the cord wrapped and strangling his left arm and right foot like a boa constrictor that only vaguely understood how it’s supposed to catch prey.
Fine’s a funny word, don’t you think? I don’t think there’s another like it in the english language that says so much while actually saying so little.
Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady… Oh look, you’re here too. [laughs] I’m just teasing! Stop taking everything so seriously.
Sometimes I feel like we’re a knot, too tangled to be taken apart.
I told you i’m poetic, right? the truth is, I wasn’t always. Not until this moment. She’s magnificent—angelic—gorgeous. Pick a word, any f*cking word. The bottom line is, for a moment, I forget how to breathe.
Now, now, it’s all right. Listen to me. All of this is as it should be.
She screams my name, and I know she’s coming.
god, I love her voice.
Did I ever tell you I have a thing for brunettes?
You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose! Part man-smell, and the other part is REALLY BAD man-smell. I don’t know why but all together it reminds me of the colour brown. Your thoughts?
Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?!
[singing very quickly] Flower gleam and glow let your power shine make the clock reverse bring back what once was mine…
Oh mama I have got to get me one of these
I can’t believe I did this! I can’t believe I did this! I have to go home! I am never going back! I’m a horrible daughter! BEST DAY EVER!
Here’s your pan, here’s your frog.
Oh well. C’est la vie. Enjoy your crown!
Women fall in love quicker than men. Easier and more often. But when guys fall? we go down harder. And when things go bad? when it’s not us who ends it? we don’t get to walk away.
we crawl.
we crawl.
Her hair glows; I didn’t see that coming; WHY DOES HER HAIR GLOW; Why is he grinning at me?
You know on tv when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?
well chirp f*cking chirp…this is one of those moments.
He moved his trunk-like manhood toward the weeping petals of her womanly center.’
who the f*ck talks like that?!.
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