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: Yo Man, a Biggie Shorty party is exclusive, man. They don’t let nobody in a Biggie Shorty party. They got a line around the block, aint nobody in man. You know What, Nobody we know can get in this party Man. They don’t let no Light in, They don’t let no Electricity in, They don’t let no Water in, They don’t let no Air in! Air’s right now going “Hey Man I’m Air, I’m on the list, let me in.” and they won’t let Air in, and you know Air gets in everywhere. That’s How exclusive A Biggie Shorty Party is.Lacey
: And you know what else, it’s hard to get in too. [pause]J.B.
: I HATE YOU!
: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he’s gonna kick your *ss, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there, right? You go, “What the hell is this?” Then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your *ss, and you still won’t know what happened to you!Trucky
: Got that right. He is a kick-*ss artiste, know what I’m sayin’?. He like the da Vinci of *ss-kickin’. What’s that gonna be, right? Pootie Tang — the da Vinci of *ss-Kickin’!J.B.
: Aw man, Pootie Tang whoop your *ss so bad that you could write it off on your taxes, that’s right. You got right here
: *ss-whoopin’ number one, *ss-whoopin’ number two, this right here, you can’t write that off. That’s just gettin’ beat up.Lacey
: You know, I’d like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some *ss too, boy.
Pootie Tang: Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies!
Bob Costas: …I’m sorry. What was that?
Pootie Tang: Cole — Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: What the hell are you talking about?
Pootie Tang: …Cole me down on the panny sty?
Bob Costas: Ohhhh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!