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Dirty Dee is still dirty… because he’s Dirty Dee dammit!
You can’t hurt a ho with a belt… they like that sh*t.
Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your *ss, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You’re goin’, “What the hell is this?” and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your *ss and you still won’t know what happened to you!
J.B.
: Yo Man, a Biggie Shorty party is exclusive, man. They don’t let nobody in a Biggie Shorty party. They got a line around the block, aint nobody in man. You know What, Nobody we know can get in this party Man. They don’t let no Light in, They don’t let no Electricity in, They don’t let no Water in, They don’t let no Air in! Air’s right now going “Hey Man I’m Air, I’m on the list, let me in.” and they won’t let Air in, and you know Air gets in everywhere. That’s How exclusive A Biggie Shorty Party is.Lacey
: And you know what else, it’s hard to get in too. [pause]J.B.
: I HATE YOU!
: Yo Man, a Biggie Shorty party is exclusive, man. They don’t let nobody in a Biggie Shorty party. They got a line around the block, aint nobody in man. You know What, Nobody we know can get in this party Man. They don’t let no Light in, They don’t let no Electricity in, They don’t let no Water in, They don’t let no Air in! Air’s right now going “Hey Man I’m Air, I’m on the list, let me in.” and they won’t let Air in, and you know Air gets in everywhere. That’s How exclusive A Biggie Shorty Party is.Lacey
: And you know what else, it’s hard to get in too. [pause]J.B.
: I HATE YOU!
J.B.
: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he’s gonna kick your *ss, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there, right? You go, “What the hell is this?” Then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your *ss, and you still won’t know what happened to you!Trucky
: Got that right. He is a kick-*ss artiste, know what I’m sayin’?. He like the da Vinci of *ss-kickin’. What’s that gonna be, right? Pootie Tang — the da Vinci of *ss-Kickin’!J.B.
: Aw man, Pootie Tang whoop your *ss so bad that you could write it off on your taxes, that’s right. You got right here
: *ss-whoopin’ number one, *ss-whoopin’ number two, this right here, you can’t write that off. That’s just gettin’ beat up.Lacey
: You know, I’d like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some *ss too, boy.
: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he’s gonna kick your *ss, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there, right? You go, “What the hell is this?” Then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your *ss, and you still won’t know what happened to you!Trucky
: Got that right. He is a kick-*ss artiste, know what I’m sayin’?. He like the da Vinci of *ss-kickin’. What’s that gonna be, right? Pootie Tang — the da Vinci of *ss-Kickin’!J.B.
: Aw man, Pootie Tang whoop your *ss so bad that you could write it off on your taxes, that’s right. You got right here
: *ss-whoopin’ number one, *ss-whoopin’ number two, this right here, you can’t write that off. That’s just gettin’ beat up.Lacey
: You know, I’d like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some *ss too, boy.
Yeah hehehehe Cappatown my *ss!
Dirty Dee: Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin’ b*tch!
Pootie Tang: Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies!
Pootie Tang: Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies!
Pootie Tang: Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: …I’m sorry. What was that?
Pootie Tang: Cole — Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: What the hell are you talking about?
Pootie Tang: …Cole me down on the panny sty?
Bob Costas: Ohhhh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!
Bob Costas: …I’m sorry. What was that?
Pootie Tang: Cole — Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: What the hell are you talking about?
Pootie Tang: …Cole me down on the panny sty?
Bob Costas: Ohhhh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!
Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!
You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she’s hookin?
Sa da tay!
That was only the second time someone had been mauled to death by a gorilla in that factory in that month!
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