Here’s a selection of Beetlejuice Quotes, covering topics such as movies, cartoons, saying names, love and life.
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Welcome to Winter River, museum of natural greed; a monument to the bored businessman! Come on a little closer! Step right up! Test your strength!
…And if I knew then what I know now, I wouldn’t have had my little accident!
IT’S SHOWTIME!
Go ahead, make my millenium.
If i knew then what i know now I wouldn’t have had my little “accident.
And look at that kitchen. You’re finally going to be able to cook a decent meal.
As soon as we get settled, we’ll build you a dark room in the basement, okay?
Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.
I’ll eat anything you want me to eat,I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow,So, come on down and I’ll chew on a dog!
You’ve read my mind! So few clients are up for the experience!
Whew! Thank you, thank you! That is why I wonâ??t do two shows a night any more, babe, I wonâ??t, I wonâ??t do â??em.
Lets turn on the juice and see what shakes loose
What are your qualifications?
It’s Showtime.
Charles: What do you think honey?
Lydia: Delia hates it. I could live here.
Lydia: Delia hates it. I could live here.
Preacher: Do you take this woman do be your wedded wife?
Beetlejuice: [Runs off to the side mumbling to himself] Oh man, I don’t know, it’s kind of a big decision isn’t it… I always said if I ever did it, I was gonna do it once and that was it…
Beetlejuice: [Runs back to the altar and stands next to Lydia] Yeah, yeah, sure, right.
Beetlejuice: [Runs off to the side mumbling to himself] Oh man, I don’t know, it’s kind of a big decision isn’t it… I always said if I ever did it, I was gonna do it once and that was it…
Beetlejuice: [Runs back to the altar and stands next to Lydia] Yeah, yeah, sure, right.
This is my art, and it is dangerous. You think I want to die like this!
Not so fast, round boy. We’re gonna have some laughs.
A little gasoline, blowtorch, no problem.
Barb honey… we’re dead. I don’t think we have to worry about anymore.
There’s absolutely no organic flowthrough.
Hey, these aren’t my rules! Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules!
My whole life is a dark room. One. Big. Dark. Room.
Nice f*ckin’ model!
my whole life is a dark room, one, big, dark, room
Because if I tell you [my name], you tell your friends… your friends are calling me on the horn all the time, And I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and sh*t like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.
No. Lydia. We’re dead.
I don’t see anything about heaven or hell. This book reads like stereo instructions.
If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane, and I will take you with me!
I heard. Tore your faces right off. It obviously doesn’t do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can’t see you!
We come for your daughter, Chuck.
I myself am strange and unusual.
Adam: We’re not completely helpless, Barbara. I’ve been reading that book and there’
s a word for people in our situation: ghosts.
s a word for people in our situation: ghosts.
I’m the ghost with the most, babe.
I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!
Chalrles if you do not let me remodel this house, I will go insane and take you with me!
Do you Betel…
The only one I think I can deal with is Edgar Allan Poe’s daughter. I think she understands me.
Adam: What are your qualifications?
Beetlejuice: Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the Excorcist 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy! Now what do you think!? You think I’m qualified?
Beetlejuice: Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the Excorcist 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy! Now what do you think!? You think I’m qualified?
We’re very unhappy.
Ah, ah, ah! Nobody says the “B” word!
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