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From Quint To Hooper: The Best, Famous Jaws Quotes

Here’s a selection of Jaws Quotes, covering topics such as needing a bigger boat, comedy, searching and life.

We really hope you enjoy these quotes and that they give you something to think about.

God isn’t going to scribble across the sky. “the shark is gone.
Peter Benchley

Ellen
Brody: Wanna get drunk and fool around?
Brody: Oh Yeah.

I don’t think either one of you are familiar with our problems!
Mayor Larry Vaughn

Hooper ladled chum, which sounded to brody, every time it hit the water, like diarrhea.
Peter Benchley

Here’s to swimmin’ with bow legged women
Quint

I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.
Quint

Odds might be good, but the stakes were prohibitively high. He.
Peter Benchley

Smile you son of a.. (shoots the scuba tank in the shark’s mouth, the tank explodes and the shark is blown to pieces, laughs manically)
Chief Martin Brody

Intellectually, they knew a great deal. Practically, they chose to know almost nothing.
Peter Benchley

Mayor Vaughn: Any special questions?
Denherder: Uh, is that $3000 bounty on the shark in cash or check?Mrs.
Taft: I don’t think that’s funny. I don’t think that’s funny at all, I’m sorry.

Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the of age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.
Quint

Well, this is not a boat accident! And it wasn’t any propeller; and it wasn’t any coral reef; and it wasn’t Jack the Ripper! It was a shark.
Matt Hooper

You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark’s in the water, our shark.
Quint

I’m chief of police, I can do anything…
Chief Martin Brody

Well it proves one thing, Mr. Hooper. It proves that you wealthy college boys don’t have the education enough to admit when you’re wrong. [Quint enters the cabin as Hooper makes faces at him]
Quint

Brody: On the water?
Hooper: Well, if we’re looking for a shark we’re not gonna find it on the land.

The great fish moved silently through the night water.
Peter Benchley

It’s only an island if you look at it from the water.
Chief Martin Brody

There’s nothing in the sea this fish would fear. Other fish run from bigger things. That’s their instinct. But this fish doesn’t run from anything. He doesn’t fear.
Peter Benchley

Mr. Vaughan, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that’s all.
Matt Hooper

The past always seems better when you look back on it than it did at the time. And the present never looks as good as it will in the future.
Peter Benchley

This is the story of Mary McGee, lived to the age of 103. For 50 years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity.
Quint

Hooper ya idiot. Starboard. Aint you watchin’ it?
Quint

Front, bow. Back, stern. If ya don’t get it right, squirt, I throw your *ss out the little round window on the side.
Quint

arewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
Quint

This shark, swallow you whole.
Quint

A quick, sharp laugh from quint broke the thread of tension. “what a pair of
assholes,” he said. “i seen that coming since you came aboard this morning.
Peter Benchley

I can do anything; I’m the chief of police.
Chief Martin Brody

Quint: You’ve got city boy hands, Hooper. You been countin’ money all your life.
Hooper: I don’t need this working-class-hero crap.

Carcharadon carcharias. Six thousand
pounds of muscle powering a hoop
of butcher’s knives. The only animal
that ate its weaker siblings in the womb.
immune from cancer. Constantly awake.
Mark Haddon

Boys, oh boys… I think he’s come back for his noon feeding.
Hooper

To become a better you, secure your dreams from the jaws of people who discredit your ambitions.
Israelmore Ayivor

I’m not going to waste my time arguing with a man who’s lining up to be a hot lunch.
Matt Hooper

Hooper: That’s a twenty footer.
Quint: Twenty-five. Three tons of him.

Any weapon’s only as good as the man using it, and a good man can make a good weapon out of most anything.
Peter Benchley

The thing about a shark, it’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.
Quint

Mayor Vaughn: What kind of a shark did you say it was?
Hooper: Carcaradon carcharias. A Great White.

Is it true that most people get attacked by sharks in three feet of water about ten feet from the beach?
Ellen Brody

Jaws 4 is so bad it makes jaws 3 look like jaws 2.
Neil Perryman

The tide is with us today.”(after the death of the shark and as they are paddling to shore)
Matt Hooper

ha,ha-they’re all gonna die.
Hooper

“Slow ahead.” I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this sh*t.
Brody

It proves that you wealthy college boys don’t have the education enough to admit you’re wrong.
Quint

[In shock to the shark’s abilities] Ever had one do this before?
Matt Hooper

Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her viginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.
Quint

Mikey sure enjoyed his present.
Ellen Brody

Promises are meant to be broken, n so are the jaws of those who say so…
Nitya Prakash

Doctor, I can’t come to Brisbane when I’ve a Great White shark problem!
Matt Hooper

Mr. Vaughan, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er… an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that’s all.
Hooper

Sharks are like ax-murderers, martin. People react to them with their guts. There’s something crazy and evil and uncontrollable about them.
Peter Benchley

One of the few advantages man has over other animals is the ability to choose the way to bring on his own death. Food may well kill me, but it’s also what has made life such a pleasure.
Peter Benchley

(After light on Orca goes out) He ate the light!
Matt Hooper

We have caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers.
Mayor Vaughn

[On radio] Your husband’s all right, Mrs. Brody. He’s fishing. He’s just caught a couple of stripers. We’ll bring ’em in for dinner. We won’t be long, we haven’t seen anything yet. Over and out.
Quint

The fish might well have disappeared already, but brody wasn’t willing to gamble lives on the possibility: the odds might be good, but the stakes were prohibitively high.
Peter Benchley

He felt at once betrayed and betrayer, deceived and deceiver. He was a criminal forced into crime, an unwilling whore.
Peter Benchley

[singing] Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so never more shall we see you again.
Quint

Slow ahead…I can go slow ahead! Why don’t you come down here and chum of this sh*t?!
Chief Martin Brody

(handing Sean to Ellen) Wanna take him home?
Chief Martin Brody

What had once seemed shallow and tedious now loomed in memory like paradise.
Peter Benchley

Now fellas. This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half *ss autopsy on a fish. And I’m not going to stand here, and see that thing cut open and see that little Kitner boy spill out all over the dock!
Mayor Larry Vaughn

The fish was an enemy. It had come upon the community and killed two men, a woman, and a child. The people of amity would demand the death of the fish. They would need to see it dead before they could feel secure enough to resume their normal lives.
Peter Benchley

Life’s full of chances to hurt yourself or someone else.
Peter Benchley

Look, chief, you can’t go off half-cocked looking for vengeance against a fish. That shark isn’t evil. It’s not a murderer. It’s just obeying its own instincts. Trying to get retribution against a fish is crazy.
Peter Benchley

I think we need a bigger boat!
Chief Martin Brody

What am I gonna tell the kids?
Ellen Brody

[voice imitating W. C. Fields] I don’t have to take this abuse much longer!
Matt Hooper

Martin, it’s all psychological. You yell “barracuda”, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell “shark”, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.
Mayor Larry Vaughn

YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS?
Matt Hooper

Come here (to his son). Give me a kiss.
Chief Martin Brody

You’re gonna need a bigger boat!
Chief Martin Brody

If you have food in your jaws you have solved all questions for the time being.
Franz Kafka

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
Peter Benchley

Stop playin’ with yourself Hooper.
Quint

Beware the jabberwock, my son
the jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
beware the jubjub bird, and shun
the frumious bandersnatch!.
Lewis Carroll

I’ll stuff your friggin’ head in there, man, and find out whether or not it’s a man-eater.
Pratt

Wow. That’s sort of pretty. In a jaws kind of way.
Jim Butcher

Quint: I’ll drink to your leg.
Hooper: I’ll drink to your leg.
Quint: Okay, we’ll drink to our legs!

Brody: I used to hate the water.
Hooper: I can’t imagine why.

Hooper: Ah. Just like I thought… He came up with the Gulf Stream – from southern waters.
Brody: He didn’t eat a car, did he?

To fantasies’, he said. ‘tell me about yours.’ his eyes were a bright, liquid blue, and his lips were parted in a half smile.
Peter Benchley

Ever think about how much that sucks? sunday is the weekend, but it’s also a school night. Kind of ruins the whole day. Like if you get quiet enough on a sunday night, you can almost hear monday taunting you with the theme from jaws.
Caprice Crane

Smile you son of a b*tch.
Brody

I want these paint happy bastards hung up by their Buster Browns!
Mayor Larry Vaughn

Back home we get a taxidermy man, he’s gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him!
Quint

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