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The Best Heathers Quotes About School, Love & Life

Here’s a selection of Heathers Quotes, covering topics such as Christian Slater, Winona Ryder and darkness.

We really hope you enjoy these quotes and that they give you something to think about.

Grow up. You think I’m going to drink that piss just because you call me chicken? Just hand me the cup, jerk.
Heather Chandler

I say we just grow up, be adults and die.
Veronica Sawyer

He buried his hands in the rich velvet of her hair. “i thought i’d die for wanting you.
Teresa Medeiros

Veronica Sawyer: Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there.
Heather McNamara: Yeah, where’s your urge to purge?
Heather Duke: F*** it.

The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.

Veronica Sawyer
No, my life’s not perfect… I don’t really like my friends.J.D.
: Yeah… I don’t really like your friends either.

Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, and Ram a brain. I don’t know what it’s given me, but I have no control over myself when I’m with J.D. Are we going to prom or to hell?
Veronica Sawyer

Veronica Sawyer
I just killed my best friend.J.D.
: And your worst enemy.
Veronica Sawyer
Same difference.

I love your hills and I love your dales, And I love your flocks a-bleating; but oh, on the heather to lie together, With both our hearts a-beating!
John Keats

If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game show host.
Veronica Sawyer

Tomorrow, I’ll be kissing her aerobicized *ss, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.
Veronica Sawyer

Heather McNamara: God, aren’t they fed yet? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?
Veronica Sawyer: Oh, sure. Pilgrims, Indians… Tator Tots. It’s a real party continent.

Now I’ve seen a lot of bullsh*t… angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photographs involving tennis rackets.

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast or something?
Heather Chandler

Veronica Sawyer: If everyone was jumping off bridges would you?
Heather McNamara the Cheerleader: Probably.

Even though ‘Heathers’ didn’t make a lot of money, I really was able to transition into a situation where people thought I could play an attractive role because of it.
Winona Ryder

I prayed and prayed every night, wondering if you would listen, but now that Heather is dead, I see that you understood. Praise the Lord. Hallellujah.
Heather Duke

Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.

Grissom is pretty asexual. He’s not that interested in anything other than work – except for Lady Heather. She’s the closest to getting his heart of anyone.
William Petersen

s Dad
My son’s a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.J.D.
: Wonder how he’d react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.

You go to the Zoo and you get lion. Then you shove a stick of dynamite up it’s butt and you and the lion die like one.
2nd Heavy Metaller in Parking Lot

It’s one thing to want someone out of your life, but it’s another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano.
Veronica Sawyer

You blow it tonight, girl, and it’s keggers with kids all next year.
Heather Chandler

Poor Mrs. Benefer,” Heather murmured. “Well, a nice cup of tea and she’ll be right as rain.””Oh, puh-leeze, Heather. A nice cup of tea, indeed. A nice cup of tea, two Prozac, and sleep for a week, maybe…
Douglas Whiteway

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn’t already the head of it, I’d want the same thing.
Heather Chandler

Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling.

My idea of a holiday was following my family up the hill with my pekinese, who would skip over the heather in front of me.
Rupert Everett

Courtney: If I got that money, I’d give it all to the homeless. Every cent.
Veronica Sawyer: You’re beautiful.

I wish I were a girl again, half savage and hardy, and free… Why am I so changed? I’m sure I should be myself were I once among the heather on those hills.
Emily Bronte

They’re all Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads.
Veronica Sawyer

: Greetings and salutations, are you a heather?Veronica Sawyer
: No, I’m a Veronica

Heather, my love, there’s a new sheriff in town.
Veronica Sawyer

I have fled my country and gone to the heather.
Emily Bronte

Betty Finn was a true friend, and I traded her out for a bunch of swatch-dogs and diet-cokeheads.
Veronica Sawyer

Some people need different kinds of convincing than others.
Heather Duke

I don’t like Heather Graham. She did an interview and said, ‘I didn’t want to kiss Corey; I didn’t want to catch his mononucleosis. He had a kissing disease.’
Corey Haim

Heather McNamara: It’s your turn Heather.
Heather Chandler: No, Heather, it’s Heather’s turn. Heather?
Heather Duke: Sorry Heather.

The extreme always seems to make an impression.

I didn’t want to hear that people lived happily ever after. I wanted to know that other people suffered, too.
Heather King

I never saw a moor, I never saw the sea; Yet know I how the heather looks, And what a wave must be. I never spoke with God, Nor visited in Heaven; Yet certain am I of the spot, As if a chart were given.
Emily Dickinson

Veronica Sawyer: All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.Veronica’
s Dad: I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.

Ah, oh, uh! I like to suck big dicks. Or, uh… Mmmm! Mmmm! I can’t get enough of ’em!

They all want me as a friend or a f***. I’m worshiped at Westerburg and I’m only a junior.
Heather Chandler

Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica Sawyer: Thanks, I just got back.

I like it. It’s got that it’s-a-cruel-world-let’s-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.

Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west… wait east. West! God! I sound like a f***ing psycho.
Veronica Sawyer

Grow up, Heather. Bulimia’s so ’87.
Heather Chandler

F*** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
Heather Chandler

Hidden by diaphanous clouds of mist and fog floating gracefully over vales of heather and flowing runnels, she began to dance.
Lawren Leo

Our love is God, let’s go get a Slushie.
Christian Slater

I am permitted to travel in the corridor between sky and heather” from the poem “beyond the beacon” in terraaffirmative.
Jay Woodman

f*ck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa?
Heather Chandler

People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, “Now there’s a school that self-destructed, not because society didn’t care, but because the school was society.” Now that’s deep.

I’ve loved making movies. I feel like I’ve been so lucky because I’ve gotten to be in movies that are some of my favorites, regardless of my being in them – like ‘Heathers.’
Winona Ryder

Veronica’s Dad: g*dd*mn, will somebody tell me why I read these spy novels.
Veronica’s Dad

Oh for God’s sake,’ Heather said, ‘I wish you two would just go out, fail miserably as a couple, and get it over with.
Sarah Dessen

Well f*** me gently with a chainsaw.
Heather Chandler

You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.
Heather Chandler

I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.
Heather Duke

Veronica Sawyer: Heather, why can’t you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-b*tch?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.

Wow. Y’all really outdid yourselves. Looks like an elf threw up in here.
Angela McPherson

Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.
Heather Chandler

When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it’s usually because they are being treated like human beings.
Veronica’s Mom

Kurt Kelly
Hey Ram, doesn’t this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?J.D.
: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don’t they?

All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.
Veronica Sawyer

Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullsh*t now has a body count.
Veronica Sawyer

Great pate, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight.
Veronica Sawyer

I’m not immortal. I’m totally killable.” she sucked in a breath as her pitch rose. “and i’m blond. Blonds always die first.
Chelsea Fine

Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.

So…” heather nodded slowly. “we’re still here.”
“yep. I think your team of swat guys got lost. Probably looking for their shirts.”
she made a face at him. “you’re effing hilarious.”
“i try.
Chelsea Fine

I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya…

This isn’t just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
Veronica Sawyer

People says it gets easier. People are stupid.”


Heather Brewer

Your day dreams are a lot better than my reality, believe me.
Veronica Sawyer

This is Ohio. If you don’t have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

Heather McNamara: Suicide is a private thing.
Veronica Sawyer: You’re throwing your life away to become a statistic on U. S. f***ing A. Today; that’s about the least private thing I can think of.

Father Ripper: We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio,
know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it’s Jesus Christ, and he’s in the Book.

Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
Pauline Fleming

s Dad: Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things?
Veronica Sawyer: Because you’re an idiot.Veronica’
s Dad: Oh yeah, that’s it.

Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life.
Counselor Paul Hyde

It’s so great to be able to talk to a girl and not have to ask “What’s your major?”. I hate that… . So, when you go to college, what subjects do you think you’ll study?

Heather Chandler: Corn Nuts!
Veronica Sawyer: Plain or BQ?
Heather Chandler: BQ!

Life is great. Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.

hanging out the window, Amber blew her a kiss. a lump the size of a fist clogged Heather’s throat, while a breeze from th sea pushed her thick hair away from her face. tears trickled unchecked down her cheeks.
Lurlene McDaniel

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