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70+ Happy, Funny And Transformative Tuesday Quotes

Everybody's ready for Friday to end and dreading an oncoming Monday. However, what about Tuesday, a day where you're already in the middle of the work week and yet still so far from that weekend? What possible inspiration could someone find for such a day?

Never fear for we have the kind of terrific quotes to transform your midweek wake-up in a good morning. It's time to grab a discount taco and read some funny, joyful quotes to get you through your Tuesday traumas and ready yourself a little closer to hump day. All the quotes here will cheer up all your Tuesday worries.
Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.
Ray Kroc

There is a breed of Tuesday in January in which time creeps and no light comes and the air is full of water and nobody really loves anybody
Zadie Smith

It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long I thought it was Wednesday.

Why does February feel like one big Tuesday?
Todd Stocker

Yes to this Tuesday that arrives majestic, full of mysteries.

Today is not just Tuesday, it is Transformation Tuesday. That means that success does not just come to you, you have to go out and get it. So what are you waiting for?

There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.
Anton Chekhov

Tuesday is the new Monday.

It’s only Tuesday and I’m already 95% done with this week.

If this country wants to elect someone with no political experience who is racially insensitive and golfs… In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.
George Lopez

I am sitting here at thirty-six feeling like I am responsible for the holocaust for all that is toxic and wrong. Maybe it’s because I eat meat, and I stepped on three ants last Tuesday.
Amber Garibay

Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday.

I am having Monday feeling towards Tuesday.

Nothing messes up your Friday quite like the realization that it is only Tuesday.

It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.
George Weah

Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then.
Al Rocker

Thank goodness Monday is gone. Happy Tuesday!

Tuesday is a huge day.
Ian Mcdougal

Addiction – when you can give up something any time, as long as it’s next Tuesday.
Nikki Sixx

If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.
Will Rogers

Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.

Tuesday wrapped the sun and brought a gray day … Perfect for coloring with a smile of yours.

I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.
Jack Warner

I give myself a good cry if I need it.
But then I concentrate on all the good things still in my life. On the people who are coming to see me. On the stories I’m going to hear. On you – if it’s Tuesday. Because we’re Tuesday people.
Mitch Albom

Today is Tuesday. Give thanks for another terrific day full of many possibilities.

On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, The feeling on me grows and grows That hardly anybody knows If those are these or these are those.
A. A. Milne

Coffee is the best Tuesday motivation that exists.

The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns.
Samuel Beckett

I’m not someone who can be depended one five days a week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? I don’t even get out of bed five days in a row – I often don’t remember to eat five days in a row.
Gillian Flynn

The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.
Ismail Kadaré

Tuesday’s are really just Monday’s dressed in their Sunday best.


On this Tuesday, do something today that your future self will thank you for.

Happy Tuesday! We are responsible for peace and order in our lives! When your world is constantly filled with chaos, then it’s time to take a look at self!
Tracey Edmonds

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.
Nelson Algren

I’m not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.
Liam Neeson

Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day.
Jim Miller

I’m going to always bleed the red, white, and blue. I represented the U.S. in the Olympics; I love my country. But the U.S. fans will love you on Monday; if you lose, they’ll hate you on Tuesday. If you win, it will be back to loving you on Wednesday.
Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

Monday always passes and there will always be a Tuesday with a beautiful blue sky with few clouds.

This Tuesday with a nice, reasonable chill. I can only watch a movie under the covers.

We concentrate so much on anniversaries and birthdays that you forget it’s the Tuesday that’s tough that really counts. Sometimes she just needs some flowers or even just that ear. It’s the little things that count. It’s the regular days of the year that you have to keep your attention on her.
BJ the Chicago Kid

Tuesday is the day I actually start the week. Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.

Ah Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn’t get done on Monday- and push them off until Wednesday.

You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.
Bill Gates

Today is “Take a Chance Tuesday.” Take a chance and don’t be afraid to jump. Don’t hold yourself back. You will never know if unless you try.

You can’t help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn’t spell it right; but spelling isn’t everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn’t count.
A. A. Milne

A Tuesday after a holiday is like a double whammy Monday.


Today will be a good Tuesday and this morning will be an awesome one.

No matter how good you might be in a movie, you’ll never be any better. But in a play, I can be better next Tuesday. That’s the thrill of it.
Kevin Spacey

Tuesday is a terrific day because it means that I got through Monday.

Have a beautiful day! Take time to enjoy the wonder and beauty of each moment. Happy Tuesday!

Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.

Tuesday is Monday’s ugly but friendly sister.

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like a Tuesday.
Bill Murray (unverified twitter account, so it might be anonimus)

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