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The Best Funny (And Possibly Annoying) Jar Jar Binks Quotes

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Senators. Dellow feligates…

Captain Tarpals: Hey, you-sa! Stop-pa dere!
Jar-Jar Binks: Hey yo, Daddy, Captain Tarpals. Mesa back.
Captain Tarpals: No-ah ‘gain, Jar Jar. You-sa goin’ to da Bosses. You-sa in big doo-doo dis time!

Jar Jar Binks: If me be returnin, the Bosses will do terrible things to me! Tewwwwible things!
Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that?
Jar Jar Binks: Yeah.
Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.
Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion!
Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm… yousa point is well seen.

Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their body.
Anakin: I’ve been working on a scanner to try and locate mine.
Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape…
Anakin: And they blow you up! BOOM!
Jar Jar Binks: How wude!

Jar-Jar Binks: Ooh moi moi I love you!
Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?
Jar-Jar Binks: I speck!
Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

Gungans have grand army. That’s why you no liking us meesa thinks.

Better dead here than deader in the Core. Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin’?

Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?

Queen Amidala: How did you end up here with us?
Jar Jar Binks: I don’t know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin’ very very scared!

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