70+ Best Donnie Darko Quotes About Fear, Love And Time Travel

How can you do that?

Go back to China, b*tch!

Okay, now girls… I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there… just swallow it.

I like your…boobs.

Burn it to the ground.

Rose Darko: Do you even know who Graham Greene is?
Kitty Farmer: I think we’ve all seen Bonanza.

What if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better?

Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and… there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I’m afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I’m afraid that you’ll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

Not only am I a teacher, but I am also the mother of a Middlesex child. Therefore, I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.

Wake up, Donnie.

Destruction is a form of creation

Donnie: Well look, um… uh… you wanna go with me?
Gretchen: Where do you wanna go?
Donnie: No, I mean like go with me, like you know… like, that’s what we call it here… going together…
Gretchen: Sure
Donnie: Ok-hey where’re you going?
Gretchen: I’m going home.

Donnie: You are such a f****ss.
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a f****ss? You can go suck a f***.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a f***?

Donnie: Frank, when’s this gonna stop?
Frank: You should already know that.

Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It’
s like some sort of superhero or somethingDonnie: What makes you think I’m not?

Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

Donnie Darko…the hell kinda name is that it sounds like a superhero or something.

Donnie: My parents didn’t get me what I wanted for Christmas.Dr.
Lilian Thurman: What did you want?
Donnie: Hungry Hungry Hippos.Dr.
Lilian Thurman: And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos?
Donnie: Regret.

No. Duh is a product of fear.

I think you’re the f*cking anti christ

Come… closer.

You’re weird.

OK ? now, girls. I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany? If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.

What the hell were you doing in the middle of the road!?

Howâ??s it feel to have a wacko for a son?

It was as though this plan had been with him all his life, pondered through the seasons, now in his fifteenth year crystallized with the pain of puberty.

Tell me, how does one suck a f*ck?

I made a new friend.

And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? That maybe darkness is part of their natural development.

Do you even know who Graham Greene is?

That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf.Whatâ??s the point of living if you donâ??t have a dick?

The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.

[to his mother] How’s it feel to have a wacko for a son?

Elizabeth: You can go suck a f*ck!
Donnie: Oh, please tell me,
Elizabeth: how exactly does one suck a f*ck?

That damn airline better not f*** us on the shingle match.

‘Didn’t your dad like…stab your mom?’

Donnie: How’s it feel to have a wacko for a son?
Rose Darko: It feels wonderful.

Chut up.

You think the pursuit of God is absurd?

Gretchen: You’re weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.

You are such a f*ck *ss.

This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful.

Donnie: I made a new friend today.Dr.
Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.

If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories.

I don’t want to be alone…

What’s a f****ss?

28 days… 6 hours… 42 minutes… 12 seconds. That… is when the world… will end.

Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It’s like some sort of superhero or something?

Wake up, Donnie . . . I’ve been watching you . . . Come closer . . . closer . . . closer. . . .

Donnie: Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money. She takes the wallet to the address on the driver’s license but keeps the money inside the wallet.
Donnie: I-I’m sorry Mrs. Farmer. I don’t get this.

Wake Up

I just hope, that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief…because there will be so much to look forward to.

Every living creature on this earth dies alone.

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

I don’t think that you have a clue what it’s like to communicate with these kids. We are losing them to apathy… to this prescribed nonsense. They are slipping away.

What did Roberta Sparrow say to you?

Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.

I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had.

I don’t think about f***ing my family… that’s gross.

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Frank, when’s this gonna stop?

Seth Devlin: Did you f***ing call the cops?
Donnie: Deus ex machina…
Seth Devlin: What?
Donnie: Our saviour.

What’s the point of living if every living creature dies alone?

Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too. What kind does your step dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.

I’ve been watching you. Come closer.

Dr.
Lilian Thurman: The search for God is absurd?
Donnie: It is if everyone dies alone.

You are the f*cking AntiChrist.

Have you ever seen a portal?

Prof.
Kenneth Monnitoff:
I am not going to be able to continue this conversationDonnie: Why?Prof.
Kenneth Monnitoff: I could lose my job.

Mommy, what’s a f*ck-*ss?

Life isn’t that simple.

I guess some of us are just born with tragedy in our blood.

Tell ’em, George.

First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario – It just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?

28 days…6 hours…42 minutes…12 seconds…that is when…the world will end…

Chapter 7: The Manipulated LivingThe Manipulated Living will do anything to save themselves from Oblivion.

I promise that one day, everything’s going to be better for you.

I’ll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus.

I’m voting for Dukakis.

Essentially, love is the donnie darko of feelings: anyone who brags, “i, like, totally get it man,” is either full of crap or really, really high (or they watched the commentary on the dvd).

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

If God Controlled time, then the time is pre-decided

Donnie: How can you do that?
Frank: I can do anything I want. And so can you.

How are things going at school?

If this world were to end, there would only be you… and him… and no one else.