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70+ Happy, Funny And Thankful Thursday Quotes

Whether you use this thoughtful Thursday to treat yourself to a relaxing night in or to go out and skip work like Ferris Bueller, make today even better with some of these inspirational quotes. Although you might be busy with a 47 hour work week or a hectic family life, balancing that stress with some positive affirmations and kind actions is important to taking care of that special person- you! We could all use a lift in mood; whether you are planning your next adventure abroad or watching Netflix tonight, these quotes will help you get into that optimistic mindset.
I love the satisfaction of living in a world on a Wednesday where a song didn’t exist that you’re going to create on a Thursday that’s going to change somebody’s life, possibly, you’re creating that from nothing.
Noel Gallagher
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Thursday …
Nothing more pleasurable than opening our eyes and realizing that every day, God gives us a chance to try again. Of not looking back. To love, smile and live!
Unknown

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Douglas Adams

On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays we use the wave theory; on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays we think in streams of flying energy quanta or corpuscles.
William Henry Bragg
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I do, therefore, invite my fellow citizens . . . to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens.
Abraham Lincoln

If you want to start something, do not wait for next week. Why not start on a Thursday, or even on Saturday? Do not let the “too late” catch you.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan

Thursday the most useless day. It only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week and it’s still not over.
Unknown

Thursday? Oh no, it can’t be! It’s too gruesome.
Audrey Hepburn/Holly Golightly

I wonder how to turn water into wine. Happy thirsty Thursday.
Unknown

I do doubles on Monday and Thursday, take Wednesday off or do easy cardio, do doubles on Thursday and Friday, and the weekend I just get outside and get active – jog or bike ride, or play tennis with my mom.
Mikaela Shiffrin

It is simply unacceptable for people to sneak into this country illegally on Thursday, obtain a government-issued I.D. on Friday, head for the welfare office on Monday, and cast a vote on Tuesday.
Sonny Perdue

God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
William Henry Bragg

The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.
Ismail Kadaré
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Dear Thursday are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday today!
Unknown

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Jef Raskin

If TGIF is Thank God It’s Friday, then today must be sh*t, Sure Happy It’s Thursday.
Unknown

To some its Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its *ss kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.
Dwayne Johnson

The only thing I throwback on Thursday is Scotch.
Unknown

Please get up off the floor it is only Thursday.
Unknown

It was a cold hard easterly morning when he latched the garden gate and turned away. The light snowfall which had feathered his schoolroom windows on the Thursday, still lingered in the air, and was falling white, while the wind blew black.
Charles Dickens

And whether it is Thursday, or the day is stormy, With thunder and rain, or the birds attack each other, We have rolled into another dream.
John Ashbery

It’s slap an idiot Thursday. Line’em up!
Unknown

Everybody and their mother knows you don’t train hard on Friday, the day before a race. But a lot of runners will overtrain on Thursday if left on their own. Thursday is the most dangerous day of the week.
Marty Stern


Some people call it Thursday, I like to call it Friday Eve.
Unknown

If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday – so much is true.
Edna St. Vincent Millay

Cold Thursday, I longing and filled with hatred. You are distant and full of indifference. Well, I hope, tomorrow is Friday and the sun is coming!
Unknown

Chili, spice of red Thursday, which is the day of reckoning. Day which invites us to pick up the sack of our existence and shake it inside out. Day of suicide, day of murder.
Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

I’m going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.
Jon Gruden

People think that you have to do something huge, like go to Africa and build a school, but you can make a small change in a day. If you change Wednesday, then you change Thursday. Pretty soon it’s a week, then a month, then a year. It’s bite-size, as opposed to feeling like you have to turn your life inside out to make changes.
Hoda Kotb

Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing the wine.
Unknown

Thursday is my favorite day to plan how I’m going to get out of the plans I already made for the weekend.
Unknown

By Thursday morning, we’d gotten over the worst of it.
William Scranton

It’s day 4 of the hostage situation.
Unknown

Lesson one in time travel, Thursday. First of all, we are all time travellers. The vast majority of us manage only one day per day.
Jasper Fforde

Better days are just around the corner. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday!
Unknown

Thursday, you’re only one day away from being two days away from doing the same work you’re doing right now!
Unknown

No doubt about it. For every player. Thursday nights are very tough for us because it is a short turnaround.
J. J. Watt

Thursday come, and the week’s gone.
George Herbert

Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.
Nicci French

The modern physicist is a quantum theorist on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and a student of gravitational relativity on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. On Sunday, he is praying… that someone will find the reconciliation between the two views.
Norbert Wiener

She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning, and on Thursday announced our marriage was over.
David Gest

It’s thankful Thursday count your blessings so you will lose count of your problems.
Unknown

Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing its Thursday.
Unknown

I’ve still got a lot to learn about Washington. Thursday, I accidentally spent some of my own money.
Bill Vaughan

Happy Thursday! Life at work and at home is so much HAPPIER when you speak and act with kindness!! Share a SMILE and make it a great day:)!
Tracey Edmonds

Bury the dead. Say Robinson Crusoe was true to life. Well then Friday buried him. Every Friday buries a Thursday if you come to look at it.
James Joyce

Thirsty Thursday is calling me farewell sobriety.
Unknown

It’s Thursday. Lets get shaken and stirred.
Unknown

Things are always like patches in the grass, but Thursdays make it all the more worthwhile.
Unknown

If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?
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Quite frankly, the bible is filled with advice that you’d never, want to follow. “Don’t cut your hair on a rainy Thursday because locusts will eat your farm” kind of thing.
David O. Russell

I want to find some time to just lazy around every Thursday an make it my official rest day.
Unknown

Today is Thursday and in 7 days it will be Thursday again. I realized that years will pass and Thursday will always be the same, because the days they are all the same. But I … in 7 days I can be a completely different person.
Unknown

Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.
John Farley

We did what we are supposed to. We protected home. We have to try to do it again Thursday night.
LeBron James

The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns.
Samuel Beckett

You can quit anything on a Thursday.
Bob Goff

It’s Thursday. I’m going out on the street and kissing someone.
Unknown

Thursday, an unusual day
in the ordinary, time does not pass,
suddenly it stops.
Unknown

It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.
Demetri Martin

We have to sell a gameplan, and you have to be enthusiastic, and you have to have energy come Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Jeff Fisher

I would not take a girl to a club on a Thursday. I would not take her to a really noisy, swanky restaurant.
Paul Dano

If I don’t die by Thursday, I’ll be roaring Friday night.
Jimmy Buffett

Thursday is one of the finest days of the week where you can relax and yet not relax too much.
Unknown

But now I want to say things that comfort me and that are a little free. For example: Thursdat is a day transparent as an insect’s wing in the light. Just as Monday is a compact day. Ultimately, far beyond thought, I live from these ideas, if ideas is what they are. They are sensations that transform into ideas because I must use words. Even just using them mentally. The primary thought thinks with words.
Clarice Lispector

He began drinking heavily and lived in a way which a friend described as making sense only if he had no expectations of being alive much beyond Thursday.
P.D. James

I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.
Howie Mandel

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.
April Winchell

Let’s just pretend it’s Friday!
Unknown

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